1. Having super loud gas/bowel movements.
2. Drooling.3. Eating with food all over your face.
4. Being bald...well, some may argue this...
5. Gnawing on everything you get your hands on.
6. Blowing raspberries and making other somewhat rude noises.
7. Doing your "business" any time any where.
8. Having people gawk at your fat rolls.
9. Being called things like "poop-factory"or "squishy-bottom".
10. Having strangers come up to you, grab the aforementioned fat rolls, and talk gibberish to you.
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