I'm excited to announce my first real blog feature series: Top Ten Tuesday. This will highlight some type of top ten list awesomeness from lessons to likes to stupid things I think about. Hope you enjoy week one:
The Top Ten Unholy Things Christmas Carols Have Taught Me
1. Reindeer are fickle jerks.
2. Adultery is funny when Santa is involved.
3. It's full acceptable to stay overnight at your significant others' home as long as it is cold outside.4. Lying to kids is okay - but only in the name of Christmas.
5. Santa is omniscient.
6. Figgy pudding (is just plain unholy.)
7. Greed in children is cute - even huge Hippopotamus-sized greed.
8. It's hilarious when grandma gets sloshed on eggnog and involved in a hit-and-run with a pulk-pulling herd.
9. Flirting with Santa (Baby) will get you everything you've ever wanted.
10. B & E is permissible if it is done by a portly old man in a red suit.
1 comment:
I love your sense of humour! Cant wait 'till next Tuesday!
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